Funny Real News from theVoiceofReason.comThe funniest real news we can find anywhere on the internet...Real Life Robo Cop, Armed With Water Pistol, Patrols Streets- April 27, 2008 Atlanta, USA: The robot, or 'Bum Bot', is a waist-high box type creation with the words "SECURITY" on the side. It has bright red lights, a spotlight, a video camera and a water cannon.http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/20-RealLifeRobocop.htm "Do You Leave This Woman To Be Divorced" Divorce In Church Latest- April 27, 2008 Are we the only ones who can see a flaw to this new idea, just in from Switzerland (Or perhaps we're being too cynical and religious people in Switzerland really are carbon copies of Ned Flanders (The Simpsons).)http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/19-DivorceInChurch.htm Latest 'Street' English Translations Of Shakespeare...- April 27, 2008 Shakespeare has just been updated into modern English, this time by British satirist Martin Baum in his newly released book, "To Be Or Not To Be, Innit."http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/18-ShakespeareInnit.htm The Best April Fool Pranks 2008- April 2, 2008 Here's a collection of the best and funniest pranks from corporations and individuals we have come across so far...http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/17-AprilFool2008.htm Man Hit By SUV While Sitting On Toilet- April 1, 2008 This seen on the Metro.co.uk website, crediting The Press newspaper, New Zealand... Christchurch: A man was knocked off his toilet when an SUV crashed into his house, last week.http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/16-ToiletSUV.htm Householder Not Told His New House Was Haunted, To Sue Previous Owner- April 1, 2008 An Italian family moved in to their new home in the Umbrian town of Spoleto in 2005, according to a report we saw on Ananova...http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/15-HauntedHouse.htm T5 Heathrow Cappuccino, Most Expensive In the World- April 1, 2008 They've been having horrendous (what are claimed to be just) teething problems with the baggage handling system at the new terminal 5 at Heathrow International Airport last week, but the problems don't seem to stop there.http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/14-CappuccinoT5.htm |