Frum Satire | Jewish ComedyThe Rantings of A Frum Yid With A Warped PerspectiveWhats the next fad in frummy food- September 17, 2008 What is the next fad in frumy food fare I remember when cold poached salmon with a side of dill sauce in a carved out piece of cucumber was all the rage. You could be sure if you sat down at any sort of event that this dish would be served first. Then it became Broccoli salad ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/17/whats-the-next-fad-in-frummy-food/ Venting about the lone cop on the Brooklyn Bridge- September 17, 2008 So I don&8217;t know how many of you people live in Brooklyn or ever have the opportunity to drive on one of the most beautiful suspension bridges anywhere, but for those of you who do- you will know exactly what this post is about. For those of you who don&8217;t, you have to wait till ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/16/venting-about-the-lone-cop-on-the-brooklyn-bridge/ The Jewishness of the Obama and McCain campaigns- September 16, 2008 So we know that Sarah Palin is in fact not Jewish and if she was Jewish she would have been a Chabad Shaliachs wife because she&8217;s got a lot going on. We also know that Michelle Obama has a cousin that converted to Judaism and is a Rabbi of an Ethopian Congregation in Chicago- actually ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/16/the-jewishness-of-the-obama-and-mccain-campaigns/ Baltimore hires full time shadchun to combat shidduch crisis- September 16, 2008 I was in Baltimore this past shabbos and while reading one of the local free papers there was an article about Baltimore hiring a full time shadchun paying him 75k a year with hopes that it will alleviate the shidduch crisis. All I have to say is this, aren&8217;t there way too many shadchuns already ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/16/baltimore-hires-full-time-shadchun-to-combat-shidduch... How I know Israel has the best rugelachs- September 16, 2008 Most people would probably agree that the rugelachs in Israel are the greatest in the world. You know how you can tell Because Israel was the only place I ever witnessed baked goods being pollinated by bees. Seriously I was in the shook attempting to clog my arteries with some vanilla and chocolate rugelach and bees were ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/15/how-i-know-israel-has-the-best-rugelachs/ Thoughts on the Twerski controversey- September 15, 2008 I have received several emails asking me what my thoughts are on the whole Twerski fiasco For those of you who do not read the NY Post or VIN, Dov Hikind has decided to try and combat this whole child molestation thing in yeshivas by making some sort of effort- because everyone else likes to shove ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/15/thoughts-on-the-twerski-controversey/ Overweight girl tries to coerce a bachur to go out with her- September 15, 2008 Dear overweight readers of my blog, I am not poking fun at overweight people, I myself have some love handles- and if I were a hipster and wore tight jeans I would have a huge muffin top though I wouldn&8217;t have crumbs on top. But basically I am picking apart a letter sent by an ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/14/overweight-girl-tries-to-coerce-a-bachur-to-go-out-wi... How did 7-11 become the preeminent Jewish hangout- September 14, 2008 Because its 24 hours and frum Jdews have a love affair with sugar filled slurpies. Some may say its the sexual innuendo behind slurpies, but I merely think its the fact that not only is 7-11 a 24 hour establishment, but its one of the only places in many towns where Jews can actually hang ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/14/how-did-7-11-become-the-preeminent-jewish-hangout/ Chassidim in Willaimsburg say bike lanes are not tznius!!!- September 14, 2008 When the bans and chumras start affecting me they have gone too far. While reading Vos Iz Neias this morning I cam across an article on this issue and I am in pain. Because now they are starting to ban things that mean something to me. I wash my own spinach, don&8217;t listen to Jewish ...http://www.frumsatire.net/2008/09/13/chassidim-in-willaimsburg-say-bike-lanes-are-not-tzni... |