Creative Writer with Real Estate Sales LicenseAndrew J. Lenza, Monmouth County, New Jersey Licensed Real Estate BrokerRealtoons: American Excavation- July 31, 2008 Reporter: &8220;FASCINATING! FIFTEENTH CENTURY SETTLER SEVENTEENTH CENTURY NATIVE AMERICAN EIGHTEENTH CENTURY CONFEDERATE SOLDIER&8221; Archeologist: &8220;NOPE. SOMEONE MORE COMMON. TWENTIETH CENTURY HOMEOWNER &8230; OR RATHER FORECLOSURE &8216;VICTIM&8217;.&8221; Duh, dopey me. The Civil War occurred in the Nineteenth Century. Good thing I&8217;m not teaching American History!http://andrewlenza.wordpress.com/2008/07/31/realtoons-american-excavation/ Slipping into a Coma Quick! Get This Man a Brownie!- July 29, 2008 The smell of brownies can arouse a man from the deepest coma. I hear that Las Vegas casinos pump cold air and pure oxygen into the pits to keep the gamblers rolling. So what is our collective gig Why are we all spent Many of us arent as sleep deprived as we are deep deprived. Life has ...http://andrewlenza.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/slipping-into-a-coma-quick-get-this-man-a-brow... Seeing Radio Spots and Pink Elephants- July 25, 2008 Damn, I wish I worked in Advertising. Dont real estate agents claim to be expert advertisers Yes and no. Consider that Fair Housing laws and New Jersey property disclosure handicaps a Realtors creativity when pitching a consumers next home. So driving north on Route 34 through Matawan, New Jersey I heard an arresting radio spot ...http://andrewlenza.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/seeing-radio-spots-and-pink-elephants/ Monmouth County, New Jersey Real Estate Update: Gee, I Didnt Know That!- July 14, 2008 Incredulous is the word I use to describe the reaction from folks when I offer my opinion of the current real estate market in Monmouth County. Heres a whimsical dialogue with your average Joe on the street. Unsuspecting Pessimist: Holy canoli, Lenza! You must be getting killed in this market. I ...http://andrewlenza.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/monmouth-county-new-jersey-real-estate-update-... Using S.I.P.D.E To Protect Your Life and Investment.- July 14, 2008 Ten years ago I fulfilled my dream of becoming a motorcyclist. I graduated from a local training course sponsored by Rider Education of New Jersey. The instructors were a top-notch band of brothers who were dedicated to safety and fun. Thats right &8212; safety and fun. Take every precaution but enjoy the ride to the fullest. Of ...http://andrewlenza.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/using-sipde-to-protect-your-life-and-investmen... Real Estate Blogging with a Purpose: Hey, You Wont Find it Here!- July 11, 2008 Over on the official real estate networking site I pumped my share of Localism content into das Kommisar (my slang for SEO and search engines). Although I must admit I found the non-real estate posts more interesting to read and write. Active Rain is a great site, populated by true professionals and some awesome writers. Yup, ...http://andrewlenza.wordpress.com/2008/07/11/real-estate-blogging-with-a-purpose-hey-you-wo... |