Jessica Simpson Has The Number One Album.....- September 17, 2008 .....on the country music charts. I'm surprised it sold even 1 copy, let alone 65,000 copies. Jessica Simpson's album Do You Know (without the question mark) also debuted at No. 4 on the Billboard Top 100. Metallica's Death Magnetic was No. 1 with 490,000 copies. Jessica's last album sold 101,000 copies in its first week. It ended up selling around 300,00 copies total. Her album before that sold 2.9 million copies. Papa Joe must have gotten a shit load of air miles from his credit card after...http://www.dlisted.com/node/28318 This Is What I'm Missing Out On- September 17, 2008 Every Sunday when I'm not going to church, this is the amazingness (yes, amazingness) I'm missing out on. If I wasn't threatened by a meteor hitting me before even entering the building, I would definitely go to The Way International Church in Ohio and witness this for myself. These three individuals have moves that I've only seen in underground dance videos from the 80s. The dude's dance break is what electric dreams are made of. He does the cabbage patch, the moonwalk and the wave! The...http://www.dlisted.com/node/28317 Why So Classy- September 17, 2008 No, that's not Jenna Jameson. It took me a few eye blinks and head shakes to realize it was my favorite dirty puff ball Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane licking who knows what off of that stripper pole. Although, I'm sure she's licked off worse. These truly elegant photos of the always classy Aubrey are from Complex Magazine. They look like stills from an amateur tranny porn. Aubrey also had a very insightful interview with the magazine. They talked about everything from her best friend Jenna...http://www.dlisted.com/node/28316 The Incredible Shrinking 90210 Girls- September 17, 2008 The producers and actors on "90210" are about to stage an intervention for two of the girls on the show, because they basically look like skeletons. Wait...hold up...did somebody say "Intervention" It's like I'm walking on sunshine! Okay, back to the important topic at hand. A source told UsWeekly that Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup have lost tons of weight since joining the show. The source said: "I've never seen Jessica or Shenae eat." A weight-management expert guessed that Shenae is 5'3"..http://www.dlisted.com/node/28315 It Was Research For A Movie Role- September 17, 2008 You know what they say A family that gets high on meth together, stays together! Stays together in jail, I mean. Ryan O'Neal, 67, and his son Redmond, 24, were busted in Los Angeles this morning on suspicion of meth possession. The police were doing a probation search at Ryan's house in Malibu when they found a vial of meth in Ryan's room. They searched Redmond and also found a little meth on him. Ryan should have copied his daughter, Tatum, and said: "Um...we're researching a movie role. It's..http://www.dlisted.com/node/28314 Afternoon Crumbs- September 17, 2008 What did that stuffed monkey ever do to deserve this! - Popsugar Brit Brit looking sort-of okay - Egotastic! Jennifer Aniston going to the gym. Warning! There's an up-close crotch shot (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Wonky McValtrex with her gay leather flunkies - Towleroad Hayden Panatroll got a ticket. Throw her in the clink! - IDLYITW Rosario Dawson should punch her make-up artist - Hollywood Tuna Jacko doesn't know what organic means - Hollywood Rag Officer Booty takes her job seriously -.http://www.dlisted.com/node/28313 The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 17th!- September 17, 2008 Thanks Brianhttp://www.dlisted.com/node/28312 Carrie Bradshaw Is Never Going Away- September 17, 2008 Candace Bushnell, the author of "Sex and the City," is writing a teen novel about Carrie Bradshaw's filly years. Sex and the Locker Room! Sex and Detention! Sex and Homeroom! You get it. Candace said: "I've always been interested in exploring Carrie's teenage years. Carrie in high school did not follow the crowd - she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene." HarperCollins, the bitches publishing the book, said: "Teenagers are rabid fans of the Sex and...http://www.dlisted.com/node/28311 Oh, Josh Brolin!- September 17, 2008 In the new issue of W Magazine, Josh Brolin tells us exactly what he thinks of his father. You can smell the Tequila dripping off of his words: My dad is probably one of the handsomest guys ever. I was making a joke and I said, If I was a chick, Id fuck you. He was like, You cant say that! Shut your mouth! This is not something I would ever say to one of my parents, but this is a Hollywood family we're talking about. Imagine the things Papa Joe says to his daughters Papa Joe's compliments to...http://www.dlisted.com/node/28310 CSI: The Doggy Doo Edition- September 17, 2008 I guess dog caca is a big issue in the Israeli city of Petah Tikva, because owners have been asked to take their poochies to their vet, so that DNA samples can be collected and stores. Officials will use the doggy DNA samples to match abandonded dog poop found on the streets. Owners who don't pick up their pet's crap will face a fine. Specially marked caca bins have also been sit up around the city. Owners who continually use bins will win things like doggy toys and food coupons. It's like a...http://www.dlisted.com/node/28309 |